"KNOW O PRINCE, that between the dark times when the internet oceans drank Yerf and Elfwood, and the years of the rise of the sons of Tumblr, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining blogs and galleries lay spread across the net like blue mantles beneath the stars ... Hither came Vantid, the aquatic wolf thing, violet-haired, sullen-eyed, teacup in hand, a painter, a bone collector, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under her sandaled feet."