Wow go me I put the wrong word in the title

Oh shit Weasyl actually accepts submissions in the form of Word docs. This is new. I'm used to copy/pasting shit into DeviantART's sta.sh or whatever.

Okay so

This is a story I'd been rewriting since like high school. It's pretty much one of my gems at this point. I'll come up with a proper description for this in a bit.