Browser plugins are lame; websites are the future. Read it online. http://stories.kimintodarkness.com/octonpussy/

AHAHAHAHA, terrible punnage.

This is a little tale fatglaz asked for a few months back, I penned the whole thing up in an evening. It's far from fabulous, and is meant to be self-referentially corny in most ways, but it was refreshing to do something altogether completely different.