One time a lizard came to my hospital
Said he had a stomachache and didn't look too well
What medicine can I use on such a creature?
I'm not a vet but I'd be heartless not to heal here
His skin was purple while he held up a grape
And then turned green again when empty-handed gaze
"Are you sure you're sick? How can you know for sure?"
The misguided chameleon believed himself a crocodile
As he shared with me his sharp toothless smile
Say Ah! Ahahahaha
Am I fine? (Sit and wait)
Say Ah! Ahahahaha
Am I dying? (Sit and wait)
Say Ah! Ahahaha
Should I cry? (sit and wait)
Say Ah! ahahahahaha