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Hey Ma,

It's me again. So I went on the date... and now I'm really, REALLY confused. I'll explain it as best I can.

So I arrive at Clinks™ and I see her sitting over by the side, but she's with a kid! Its her daughter! I didn't even think about the fact she might have a daughter! The band-aid... of course...

Anyway, I introduce myself and she introduces herself (Lola), and her daughter (Kim). I think she knew I was bothered by Kim being there... The first thing she did was apologise for the surprise. That calmed me down... quite a bit actually.

So it turns out... Lola is... Incredible. She's so friendly. She's so funny! She's so good at talking. She said she was so glad I was still here, listening to her rambling on. I almost cried.

Oh yeah, I'm not wearing any clothes now. The potions they serve at Clinks™... They're strong! I'm seeing weird colors. The sky turns purple. Lola is acting out one of Kim's favorite characters with her sock puppet, but the sock is... hitting on me. "Hey, good lookin'. You seen a cute boy around here... your height... your color... a cute face like yours?"

Oooohhh boy. She had to leave shortly after. She said she'd call me tomorrow. I wont be able to sleep, you know. I want excitement in my life like I said, but Lola... She's completely blown me away. I don't know what to do. I'm just a boring accountant... why would she settle for me?

Ooohhh. I'm so confused.