"Hi, My name is Coalwax. I'm going to draw WACKY and FUN art for everyone over here on the website, Weasyl dot com. You might also catch me streaming on Picarto dot Tee-Vee. Please enjoy the art, and make sure to grab some of the complementary coffee on your way out. Its good stuff! It's my personal roast. I won't settle for less!"

This is the closest thing I currently have to a fursona.