Oh, you would like to know more about me, you say? I could not possibly regale you with all of the grandiose schemes and convoluted pastimes I happen to be interested in, especially in such a regrettably small text box. All hyperbole aside, I do however enjoy writing now and then, especially with themes such as horror, whimsy and satire (a lot of the latter). I also world and character-build with my significant other quite a bit. I will not bend your ear (or whatever appendage that passes for one) any longer but I will leave you with this in parting~

"The mind is a pool as deep as you want it to be."

~Clove

Standard convention meme incoming.

Hotel
Not necessary.

Arrival/Departure
I will likely be around most in the evenings, I unfortunately cannot take off that much work.

Means of transportation
In the Banshee.

Sharing a room with
Nope.

Who do you hang out with?
You'll be hard-pressed to find me without my spouse, and likely I won't want to hang out without.

Relationship Status
Married

How old are you?
25

How tall are you?

Much too tall.

Are you an Artist?
No

Do you have an artist table?
Thankfully I do not, as it would be empty!

What will you be offering at your table?
Death.

Do you take commissions?
I do not accept contracts.

Do you do trades?
I stopped playing card games a long time ago.

Are you a Fursuiter?
No.

What's your fursuit?
Not applicable.

Attending parties?

Sorry, but no. Parties make me uncomfortable.

Do you drink?
In public, I really do not. If the circumstance seems right I may have one light drink. I'd prefer something non-alcoholic really.

Can I buy you a drink?
You may ask.

Do you smoke?
No and please do not do it around me.

Are you attending any panels?
Do they have any goth panels?

Stage or public performance?
Goodness no.

How do I identify my self to you?
I'd really prefer if you introduce yourself by your screen name.

Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Do not. Absolutely do not touch my person, my belongings, or my hair. Especially that last one since people seem to have severe difficulty with it. I'd be very displeased, and my spouse a grade much worse. Do not touch his hair either, for that reason. I will absolutely report offenders to con-staff.

How can I find you?
I'm a tall, willowy goth and may have a huge deathhawk. I'm pretty hard to miss. My spouse is a short, angry looking punk with equally ridiculous hair. I don't know how you couldn't.

Can I talk to you?
Yes, but please understand I am more of a listener than a talker. I will be very much guarded in most circumstances since it is a large public area. If I do not have much to say please understand. If you introduce yourself mannerly, rather than a loud "HI CLOVE" with me having no idea who you are or why you know me, I may be a bit warmer. I'd certainly like to meet some of the forum-goers.

Can I give you lots of money?
Do not give me money, not only is that inappropriate since I'm not an artist but why would you do that. Give money to my spouse, get awesome art instead!

Can I give you stuff?
I tend to be suspicious of people's motives until I really know them. Do something like this tastefully and with sense.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
DO NOT. I am married, thank you.

Can I come to dinner with you?
If I invite you along, otherwise please do not be presumptuous. I will have a meal with someone I like or want to get to know happily, but please do not just show up with expectations.

Can I hang out with you?
Sure. But I warn you that, like most Ethergoths, you'll probably fall asleep in my company unless our interests align like the planets. My spouse will be there and he's such better company, so much more bombast and verbosity. I like to let him do the talking. It makes me smile.

Can I take your picture?
Ask. Do not take pictures of me without my permission or knowledge, I absolutely will consider that stalker behavior if you continue to do it.

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
It's very hard to tell with me, but as a rule of thumb if my spouse is not within eyeshot it's likely I won't be willing to socialize as I am likely trying to find him.

Personality Type?
Quiet and reserved. I am a very nice person, and I'll do my best to be polite and courteous even if I don't like you.

What's your goal for the con this year?
I just go with my spouse to be supportive and enjoy myself a bit since this is something delightfully out of the norm for me.