I wonder how long can I keep this charade up, before they find out that I'm not actually where you dump your uneaten Pizza, Cinnamon Rolls, and other snacks?

Either way, I'm going to need a wider cone for my fat face if this keeps up!

Originally started wearing the cone because I kept touching my face (you know, don't want to spread germs, especially with the risk of Covid-19) but I came up with a much better use for it!

Addendum: You can tell I originally posted this when everyone was in lockdown, and you had to wear a mask during the brief moments you could go outside of the house...