Milk sure is good for your bones! Maybe not when you drink so much of it that your bones are weighed down by the sheer amount of flab you gain from it, though... Oh well! That's only really a problem if you want to -move-, and it's better you just lay there like the blob you are at that point...

...Wouldn't you agree, Lucius? It was your fault to try to help me drain the udder I magically ended up with, really. <3 Sadly, it only got more and more sloshy and bloated with the creamy drink the more you consumed...and with how thick and creamy it was, it contained quite the large amount of milkfat.

But you did drain it eventually, Lucius! ...Only once you were a blob of jiggling cream-induced calories, but a victory's a victory, right? I've still got quite a fat udder, but now you're so soft I can sink it, and myself, atop your pillowy gut... ^^ Much thanks, buddy!

This was a picture drawn by my buddy   LuciusAris! I recently-ish posted the unfinished sketch of this over here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20872426/ Turns out he actually did line and color this though, so I figured I'd put this up as an update! ^^

And yes, I am alive! Been finding it hard to have energy and post stuff, but I'm gonna try to get back into the flow.