Ahh, CenturyLink. As a nation-wide ISP, I'm sure you're a very professional and efficient company that doesn't mess up a customer's bill for 10 months straight! Oh, wait...

Yes, I've had my beefs with this company. Calling them at least once every single month over horribly overpriced bills eventually got to the end of my patience. I'm historically not very good at being 'tough' and 'not somebody who's gonna get stepped on' over the phone. However, push me too far, and...I'll pay you a visit.

The employees of my local CenturyLink office learned this one day when a growling Charmeleon strolled into their building - and immediately started cramming them into places well-deserved for their assholish natures! Of course, no matter how bulged my belly gets, I'm ALWAYS hungry for another... Running won't help you, doggy! >:D

This was a truly awesome and cathartic gift that   tychondryus drew up after reading my big rant journal about CenturyLink. I've been having some real problems with them over the last 10 months, and the issues were stressing me out something fierce. Tych was very kind to help properly emulate what I wish I could really do to some of the employees who've 'helped' me over the year. XP Thanks Tych!