CCritt Santa’s Going to the Con
Adapted from “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” (Coots/Gillespie)

It’s time to head out
The town is called Chi
Away with all doubt
The day has drawn nigh
CCritt Santa’s going to the con

He’s making a list
And printing it twice
Gonna find out
Where the weather is nice
CCritt Santa’s going to the con

He sees you in the consuite
He knows when you’re in suit
He knows when you’ll be pawpeting
So you’d better make it cute

Oh, it’s time to head out
The town is called Chi
Away with all doubt
The day has drawn nigh
CCritt Santa’s going to the con

Auctions and sales
And dances with wubs
Scritchety-scritch
And tummy rub rubs
CCritt Santa’s going to the con

Kiwis and quolls
That cuddle and coo
Elephants, boars
And porcupines too
CCritt Santa’s going to the con

The folks in M-F-F land
Will sing and play charades
They wanna have a big furpile
Following the big parade

Oh, it’s time to head out
The town is called Chi
Away with all doubt
The day has drawn nigh
CCritt Santa’s going to the con

He sees you looking sleepy
How long’ve you been awake?
You know the magic number is
Six-two-one for goodness sake

[Adagio]
Oh, the days have run out
The hours did fly
Time to think about
Megaplex in July
[Accelerando]
CCritt Santa’s going
Yeah, CCritt Santa’s going
Oh, CCritt Santa’s going to the con