Fluttershy Guy
Adapted from “Summertime Guy” (Chuck Barris)

I’m just a Fluttershy lover
Yeah, I’m just a Fluttershy guy
If my fun was doubled I’d still have trouble
Keeping up with Pinkie Pie
Oh, don’tcha know now

Don’t stand a chance with Rarity
Her maintenance is too high
And Rainbow Dash isn’t quite my speed
’Cos I’m just a Fluttershy guy

No, I can’t make a bit like Applejack
And Twilight is royalty
Instead, I want an angel pony with silky wings
Who’s still down to earth like me
Let me tell ya

I’m just a Fluttershy lover
Yeah, I’m just a Fluttershy guy
Ya see, the thing that got me startin’ down this road
Was when I tuned in and caught a single episode
Now that I have
So glad that I
Gave Ponies a try
Oh yeah
I’m just a Fluttershy guy

[Instrumental]

No, I can’t make a bit like Applejack
And Twilight is royalty
Instead, I want an angel pony with silky wings
Who’s still down to earth like me
Let me tell ya

I’m just a Fluttershy lover
Yeah, I’m just a Fluttershy guy
Ya see, the thing that got me startin’ down this road
Was when I tuned in and caught a single episode
Now that I have
So glad that I
Gave Ponies a try
Oh yeah
I’m just a Fluttershy guy
I’m just a Fluttershy guy
Who seeks a Fluttershy gal
Who wants a Fluttershy guy