"Tenure..." Neapolitan gently reminds the headmaster. "Can't fire me."

Pistachio (Neapolitan's tail) sometimes gets up to shenanigans while its owner is not looking. It has the abilty to stretch to great lengths if kept unchecked....Which can occasionally end badly for any lunch you might leave sitting around...or...students...who might be laying around...or faculty...Eh...just try not to get on that tail's bad and/or hungry side...

Art by:   saphiros

Neapolitan/Pistachi:   caudle