T-that pesky little mouse. She’s the absolute -worst-.

I mean, ever since she moved into my apartment…or rather, claimed the little holes in the woodwork for her own, she’s made it a systematic habit of nabbing all sorts of things that I used to hold kind of sacred. Food? Of course. She keeps raiding my cupboards and leaving tiny little notes behind…they’re practically calling cards, and every one is punctuated by this little ‘<3’.

And she sneaks off with my clothes and belongings sometimes, too! I’ve had socks go missing, and shirts appear in my dresser with little holes expertly carved out by tiny hands, which I’ve later seen that little red-haired pest wear around the apartment, hugging her…admittedly kind of gorgeous little figure tightly. I’m pretty sure she blew a kiss last time I spotted her…

The -most- unconscionable thing I’ve seen her scamper off with, though, are my…inventions. My little gadgets I’ve brought home from work so that I could tinker with their designs. Some, I guess those that want to place a descriptive label on things, might call them ‘shrink rays’, but to me, my transmogrification mass displacement ray is capable of -so- much more.

…That isn’t the point. The point is that the little shrimp keeps stealing them!

It started with a couple little components, a special matter-reduction core I had specially shipped from overseas, followed by microchips, and screws; now, I’ve seen entire prototypes go missing! And I wouldn’t have a problem if she were just snatching away failed inventions of mine and just building whatever she wanted, but she keeps snatching up perfectly working models and trying them out!

…Which actually kinda brings me to the purpose of this email.

Last night, the mouse, named Amanda, zapped me down to ankle high to -her-, a creature that already, if I were to guess via visual cues, stands kind of no more than two inches tall. I spent the majority of that night kind of…squeezed against her, toyed with by her, and a…um, well, we essentially underwent a night of passion I’d honestly call ‘mutually affectionate’?

I barely managed to hold onto my shrunken phone, though, and need to get this message out. This gorgeous, sweet and playful mouse has made it -very- clear she has no intentions of growing me back, and has even verbally pondered shrinking me yet -again- to take part in some little ‘game’ of hers…so…
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Would someone be so kind as to shrink down a phone charging cable or at least a fully charged portable battery? I…have no immediate plans to ask for regrowth, either.

Oh gosh, a long time ago, Matty the Mouse surprised me with this gift commission, of his -very- lovely shrink happy mouse Amanda shrinking my very shrinkable tigress scientist down to an adorable size. And this lovely render was done by Myoti (https://www.furaffinity.net/user/myoti/ ) , who caught, I think, maybe one of the cutest expressions of awe and wonder and amusement between the two there’s ever been. Thank you so much! <3