I'm sure they'll all grow up to be stable, well-adjusted adults.

From left to right: the one whose parents sold him, the one they call 'devil', the one who sees ghosts, the one whose dad tried to eat her, the one who's too smart for his own good, the one with the Oedipus complex, the one true cinnamon roll, the budding sociopath, and the masochist.

What could possibly go wrong?