What's your real name?
Ulysses

How tall are you?
5'9"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Blue

What's your orientation?
Horizontal

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken by two ladies. only Liam Neeson can save me

What do you do in your spare time?
Vidja Geam

What's your job or occupation?
TOP SECRET

What do you like about yourself?
I am alive.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I am not strong enough to save others much less beat my rival.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
F-friends? What is a fre-n-duh?

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
The truth is out there woo-woo-wee-woo-WOOWOO dunnana dunaana

Do you drink?
You need 8 glasses of water a day to be in peak MURRING conditions

Do you smoke?
When I get too combusted

What are your major fears?
Failure, isolation, hurting others, white cis men

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To become Hokage

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I've had a MI-JILLION crushes, but I have never heard of any soda called "ex"?
Is that a new Mountain Dew?

Who's your best buddy?
Satan--I MEAN Stan.

What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna make it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

What's your favorite drink?
Serious answer: Carrot juice or melon juice. Refreshing shit.

What's your favorite color?
...so.....many....PINK? Pastels typically.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Death Ass...or Super-man-esque flying

What's your favorite movie?
I've seen basically three movies a week since BIRTH. So the list?
Huge. I need genre's to thin the herd.
Though RECENT movies? Drive, Fantastic Mr Fox, Pacific Rim,

What's your least favorite food?
Dry food

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
The X-5.I am the king of drifting.

What is your most disliked bug?
The ones where you lose data .

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People whining about how people act towards them without realizing they are being complete ASSHOLES
and would put off a Crohn's inflicted anti-Semitic crocodile

What do you dislike in life?
people who are willfully bound to their impulse and self-destructive devices

What do you love in life?
The moment

and sex with fat ladies

and sex in general