What's your real name?
Morgan

How tall are you?
5'4

What's your natural hair color?
Boring-ass brown

What's your eye color?
Blue-grey

What's your orientation?
Naw dawg I'm good

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken by sweets and omg cake ILU 4EVR COOKIES

What do you do in your spare time?
Watch documentaries and assorted crap on Netflix, sleep, listen to music

What's your job or occupation?
Meat clerk or whoring myself out to the deli/seafood department

What do you like about yourself?
I like that I don't give a fuck

What do you dislike about yourself?
Uh. I dislike when I spend too much money and then I'm broke and stressing :c

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I make people laugh by howling with laughter at my own jokes

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Last Thursdayism

Do you drink?
I use liquor as an additive to flavor soda occasionally

Do you smoke?
Hell no. Allergic!

What are your major fears?
Losing my apartment and everything I own (again), when I imagine shit in the dark, and getting my hours cut drastically at work (again)

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Be employed full-time, have a computer that doesn't eventually slow down to a crawl despite still being technologically decent (I'm looking at YOU, current computer)

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Only if you count stupid internet mates4lyf but in my defense I was 16 and stupid

Who's your best buddy?
CAKE AND CAKE no actually look at my friend list there's a few. Also a butt named Kat but she's not on this site :c

What's your favorite dish?
Chicken quadrilles from Taco Bell, giant frosted cookies, gyros

What's your favorite drink?
Some of that fancy-ass foofoo drink from expensive coffee houses. Several shots of espresso, extra chocolate, soymilk, whipped cream pls. Or coke with dat raspberry liqueur in it

What's your favorite color?
Blues, cool greys, black

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Stopping time, silencing the area around me, or just being able to turn off my hearing dammit

What's your favorite movie?
Was Blade Runner but Pacific Rim is totes my new fave

What's your least favorite food?
ANYTHING WITH BEEF omg it makes me so sick now but it's so delicious :c

What's the last meal you want before you die?
GYROS

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I ride on the train and I would like to not drive ever thx. I was given a car by my ma and gave that shit right back

What is your most disliked bug?
Bedbugs :c

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People that jog their legs, make unnecessary noise, and the announcers during stupid-ass races and whatever outside of my apartment D:

What do you dislike in life?
Uncertainty. All I want is to sit on the computer, eat dinner, go to work, and sleep at some point. Mmmsleep