When they announced the new eeveelution prior to releasing Pokémon X/Y we joked around on the local pokémon league group about what the new eevee would be. It was a time when there were many people who were asking to be banhammered into submission, so this came to be.
I'm sorry for the sloppy style, but this was just intended for a laugh with my friends, i'm uploading it here because it has its charm.