Mario: Wow, I can't believe that MTV is filming in our own neighborhood!

Kammy (pregnant): scoffs Well, say goodbye to Koopa Kingdom we know and love.

Mario: What are you talking about? MTV's okay.

Kammy: No it's not! MTV is the vanguard of the corporate cultrual consumption monster.

Kamek: Yeah, first they put this kingdom on T.V., and they show everyone how cool, and cheap, and fun it is here.

Kammy: Then the yuppies move in!

Luigi: And suddenly, WHAMO! None of us can afford to live in our hep little building anymore.

Mario: Oh, come on! They're just filming a T.V. show. What's so bad about that?

Oh Mario, you have no idea.

Kammy Magikoopa © Nintendo