Barista: "Hello Sir, welcum 2 S*******s. How may I help you?"

Bass: "I just noticed that you guys have no cream out there for the coffee. Is there a chance I can get some?"

Barista: "Umm...*smacks gum in mouth*..sir, we ain't got no mo' cream for da coffee."

Bass: "...what am I 'spose to do without no cream?"

Barista".....umm I'ono...git sum from da store? Have a nice day."

aaaaannd this is the face I make when coffee shops don't have cream.

pfft..b*tch you betta get me some.