Being tired of Loona eating his lunch, and getting drunk on a workday, Moxie has deftly snuck in a kinky surprise sovenier he got from Ozzie's, some special poison meant for those into inflation.
Just enoculate this side dish of gator balls and not eat them. Loona is so careless that she won't even notice until it's too late.

Bad dog! THAT'LL teach yoou to underestimate Moxie and his manliness! Loser! 😈

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This has been a gift for Trukko, as part of Joystiq 's Secret (Procrastinating) Santa Event.