Balina puts her cards on the table by Balina

Balina puts her cards on the table


22 November 2015 at 15:21:16 MST

July 24th, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen of the senior board, thank you for coming all the way out here to meet me. I understand that this is not how we typically do our mid-year roundups, but I think by now we can all agree that we live in a very different world than we did this time last year. All obvious jokes aside, Mejeri Creamery is poised to go through the most ridiculous expansion the industry has ever seen, and all we have to do is press onward and upward.

Now, then. Our first real order of business is to find out where these muffins came from, and where I can buy them by the truckload.

This single picture is why the business moof ended up with world-destroying hips. Everybody go blame Padunk for the hipocalypse. She makes them look too good.

Art: Padunk Padunk (original)