So yeah. I don't really burn. I turn a little red for like, a day or two, then it just fades back to tan. Never hurts. Never blisters. Nothing.
My wife hates me for that.
Also tried blue crab! Which is like, the biggest thing in Maryland ever. I'd had crab cakes once, those were good. And so, we had a few dozen crabs for this cookout and...
WHAT THE HELL? It's disappointment in a shell! They weren't BAD, but I've eaten seafood way more delicious, that takes waaaaaaaaaaaay less work to eat! Break off the legs, crack open the shell- IT NEEDS A MALLET TO EAT? YOU MAY BE DOING IT WRONG THEN.
It WAS a good day, though! I don't get out much, so it was nice. I had lots of booze, and then I drew this.