Someone please help me. No, I'm not an Arcanine! I just look like this, but this Arcanine has practically tried to "battle" me ALL DAY! I've tried repel, super repel, max repel, even a cleanse tag... I'M NOT EVEN A POKEMON!

DO YOU KNOW HOW DESPERATE A PERSON HAS TO BE TO USE A CLEANSE TAG ON THEMSELVES?!

If it weren't for my tail covering my hide, I'd be feeling a lot more violated about an Arcanine sneaking up and hugging me .m.
I think it belongs to someone... because it's polished like a statue!
ALRIGHT, WHO TOLD THEIR ARCANINE TO SCREW ME OVER?!