ONCE APON A TIME Royo the dragon was sitting at his home and eating dinner. He was enjoying himself very much but all of a sudden just as he was finishing the last of his danimals crush cups he hear a strange noise upstairs!!! Of course this is startling so hes like "??????" and rushes upstairs to his bedroom. there was a strange black screen up on his computer monitor asking for input.

"AW SHUCKS I GOT A VIRUS FROM TORRENTING ANIME AGAIN DIDN'T I???? Royo the dragon groaned. This was like the billionth time this happened and it was really getting obnoxious!! Royo was so mad he almost slammed his desk with his fist, which would have knocked over his madoka figurine of Mami if he had done so so he didn't. He looked back up at his computer screen and all he noticed is that it wanted him to press enter??????????? There was some other stuff too but he didn't feel like reading it because reading is for nerds so he just pressed enter because it's not like this virus couldn't get any worse.

Before he knew it there was something installing on his computer called SBURB and then after awhile something was messing around with all the stuff in his house?? Royo the dragon thought this was all really weird but then when he looked out his window and....................

"HOLY SHIT!!!!!" Royo the dragon yelled out as he noticed that a METEOR was heading right towards his house!!! He almost peed his pants but since he finally managed to potty train himself just recently he avoided doing so. He gave himself a pat on the back to congratulate himself but there was no time to celebrate! He had to gather up all of his mangas and video games and get the hell away from there before the meteor comes down to kill him.

Anyways idfk how the whole process of getting into the game works because I skipped straight to act 5 and didn't read any of the chatlogs but all that stuff happened JUST BEFORE the meteor crashes and Royo the dragon found himself being transported to the land of barf and bullshit. THIS OF COURSE WAS ALL VERY CONFUSING TO HIM and that's okay because homestuck is very confusing to everyone who reads it BUT ANYWAYS!!!

Royo the dragon turned around and MAMISPRITE was floating behind him (by the way whoever is royo's server player deposited the Mami figure into his kernalsprite so she is now his sprite if you didn't know this then you either forgot or skipped reading that part both are very likely)

"Hi Royo the dragon I'm going to help you on your journey and blahblah blah" Mamisprite was telling him all the info he needed to know about the medium but Royo wasn't listening. All he cared about was that Mami was now a real person and his anime fantasies were finally coming true!!!

So Royo began his journey and started beating up imps and gathering stuff while his MYSTERY SERVER PLAYER made his house really tall so it could reach all of the gates or whatever I think this is how all this works?????? Eventually he passed through one of the gates and.............................

Royo the dragon then transported to the green hill zone and then 5 seconds later SONIC THE HEDGEHOG shows up. "OH MY GOD WOW IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!" Royo shouted out in joy. Sonic was his hero and he couldn't believe he was actually getting to meet him!! He almost peed himself again but his hard work continued to pay off so he didn't.

"Hey Royo the dragon I heard it was your birthday today so I brought you here to celebrate!!" Said Sonic. It turns out that he was Royo's mystery server player and it was all an elaborate scheme to bring him here for his birthday wow!!!

So then Sonic and Royo the dragon and Mamisprite went to Sonic's house and they went to his backyard and the party was all set up there. Tails the fox and some of Sonic's other friends that I don't know the names of were there and there was also apple juice and a big chocolate cake!! This was going to be the best birthday ever!

But then ALL OF A SUDDEN Dr. Eggman showed up in his eggmobile and crashed down on the table and smashed the cake. "HOHOHOHOHOHO SONIC GIVE ME THE CHAOS EMERALDS OR ELSE!!!??!?" he taunted but Sonic and Tails had had enough of his bullshit by this point and ruining Royo the dragon's birthday party was the last straw. So they both took out their machine guns out of their strife specibi and shot Eggman with 1,000 bullets and they killed him.

"Oh fudge what are we going to do now??? We can't have a birthday party without cake!!" Tails cried. Honestly though he really just wanted cake he didn't really care about anything else.

"Don't worry guys I'll go find one!!!" Royo the dragon announced. So he and Mamisprite went on a journey ad traveled for 1,000 miles until they reached Equestria. He then met Twilight Sparkle and asked her "Hello do you know where we can find a birthday cake??"

"Oh sure please come with me!" Twilight Sparkle shut her book and took them over to her house where all of her friends were waiting and the my little ponies all presented Royo the dragon with a cake. However it was pink and too girly and smelled like horse poop so Royo decided to look for another one, thus proving that friendship is not always magic.

So they traveled for 1,000 more miles until they arrived at Shrek's house so Royo the dragon knocked on the door. "HELLO do you know where I can find a birthday cake???"

"NO now get out of mah swamp!!!!" Shrek yelled at them so they had no choice but to keep looking.

They searched the entire world and STILL could not find a new cake. Royo the dragin was about to give up until..........

The camera zooms out for like 12 panels straight................................

It turns out the ENTIRE UNIVERSE ITSELF WAS A BIRTHDAY CAKE WHOA WHAT A PLOT TWIST!!!!! It's such a good plot twist and I did not steal the idea from someone else.

Of course they all realized this by that point so they started eating the universe and it was the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!! But then after awhile there was none left so they had nowhere to live anymore.

Royo the dragon then woke up and sat up in his chair and then realized that all of this was...... just a dream????? Of course it was his birthday was like a week ago he already had his birthday party.

So Royo then got up and went upstairs to brush his teeth and then he went back to sleep.