Now the first thing I wanna say is that I actually liked watching "The Kingdom Chums." On the long list of boring cartoons on the weekends, This cartoon on ABC weekend Special anthology as well as the anthologies on CBS Story Break were actually my favorite part of the cartoon line ups.

That being said I also think its the most tame of religion themed cartoons. They don't really give much detail into the lines of the 10 commandments, and it would take more then an hour to explain what adultery is to a kid (they add the after phrase to that commandment as "Don't break Promises." ). Even if their lyrics and animation was trippy on most of the songs, it was a welcomed reprieve to the typical Superbook marathons my family sat me down to watch. Honestly they were just nice looking cartoons to me and if they happened to have music... that was a bonus.

Well my pal meridianbat and I got our dirty little minds together after I tempted him with Kingdom Chum smut and thought we needed to play devil's advocate. for a bit.

The rules are simple: 1) 2 non-bible animals 3 biblical animals. 2) 3 males 2 females. <ok so I cheated a little on this one. Bite me.> 3) Names have to resemble biblical characters. 4) Must be cute.

Harold Molerat (Haman Story of Esther)- Idolizing and Coveting is what he does. And he loves it.

Ramus Badger (Rameses of Egypt)- Whether you are talking about the city or the pharaohs, you'll be hard pressed to find a place in the bible so caked in blood. Perfect to promote not only Killing, but looking to all gods for a reason such suffering exists.

Levii Hyena (Book of Leviticus)- Moses tried to rewrite the commandments after he shattered them. Thinking 10 were not enough to control the rowdy band, he added more and more until he had a few score. God's name in vain and disrespecting parents, shi does it all. Why should shi care? Shi knows better.

Delicious Fox (Delilah from the story of Samson)- She'll bang anyone all day everyday. Groups are ok every other day.

Judee Mouse (Judas Iscariot from New Testament)- A little white lie never hurts. It helps you get out of spankings and it'll give you something to talk about. Baring false wittness and getting caught with her hand in the cookie jar makes this mouse a little princess of liars.