I have just shown you a sparkledog with glowing tits and candy cane horns being ridden jockey style by an anthro wolfish thing that looks like a highlighter exploded on him.
In the surf.
in front of a majestic sunrise.

Your argument is invalid.

FOREVER.

Chib the sparkledog and Bob the Highlighter critter are the products of my poor damaged mind.
And I must claim this insanity for it is quite possibly one of the more crazy things I’ve drawn.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Animal-Locomotion-Dog-Running-stop-motion.jpg used as running reference so I could get the legs right

Special thanks to Droemar for a kickass riding tutorial, which I tried my best to be loyal to seeing as my "jockey" is not riding a horse.