It's not that I like cats, exactly. I've always had cats, but there's never been a moment where I went "Hey, I should get some cats!" Cats have just kind of happened to me. Consistently. For three decades.
Currently, I live with four cats. Two of them have claimed my partner, and two have decided that they are my cats. This is an hour's worth of speedscrawl, depicting the territory staked by the feline collective when the Food Givers are on the internet.