Metal Gear is a game series where a ragtag group of legendary mercs have happy adventures and absolutely nobody dies. Covers ears Did you say I was wrong? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALA-LILULELOOOOHHH!

Eva loves her instant ramen,
The Boss gets a rocket popsicle,
Paz gets her perfect weapon for peaceful, tricky self-defense,
Huey gets a burger drenched in ketchup,
Ocelot doesn't care what he eats, so long as he steals it from Snake,
Snake's got a belly full of well-balanced space-age meals,
Kaz has his favorite, curry,
and Strangelove gets a Starkiss. She went out for ice cream with The Boss. <3