Hello there human! Shark here!
Don't worry, I won't hurt or bite you, I actually do not like the taste of human (no offense, but you taste really bad!)

Anyway, I need your help! You see, sharks have become an endangered species in Australia...and what is even worse is that a bill has recently been passed in Western Australia that threatens to cull us! There has been no scientific evidence to suggest that this will even improve anything, and it is really harmful to the ecosystem... (not to mention that the nets they use also kill sea turtles and dolphins!)

So what can you, as a vulnerable, pink fleshy human with no teeth or claws do? Well, you could help sign this petition! That would be really nice! http://www.marineconservation.org.a.....-stop-the-cull (sorry if that link doesn't work, its hard to copy and paste links when you are a shark...)

Did you know more humans die due to the cause of vending machines rather than sharks? Maybe one day, us sharks can help cull your vending machine numbers to save a few of you humans, we know that they are a very deadly and threaten your delicate ecosystem...

Goodbye human, I have to go! And have a nice day! We really appreciate your help!
~Shark