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Found your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend but unsatisfied with their size/softness?
Or, just want to play a loony prank to your friend?
WE HAVE THE SOLUTION!
The perfect magic tool to assault people's necks and puff them from behind!
It's basically a magic attachable/detachable pooltoy valve, with the mythical vampire clichè qualities, except it doesn't DRAIN! It PUFFS!
Just open the valve, put it on your mouth like a pacifier, then bite the victim's neck, belly, booty or even foot (depends on how kinky you are), puff into the VampAir and let it do its job! (DEMONSTRATION)
Congratulations, you now turned the victim into a squishy stretchy inflatable pooltoy!
Inflated? Overinflated? Doesn't matter! VampAir's magic doesn't allow any kind of pop! COOL, HUH??
And most of all, IT'S DETACHABLE! So you can undo all the unfortunate effects you just gave to your victim! (Although, it can only be undone by the one responsible for the prank... be carefuuuuul!)
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?
BUY ONE, GET ONE FOR FREE! AND GET ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER O-
Available in stores right NAO!
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