I'm a relatively perverted writer who enjoys many things. I'm incredibly creative, and enjoy tormenting my readers with a combination of curiosity and cliffhangers (Which we all know are evil). I'm a bit of a perfectionist too, sometimes taking things too far, and on top of that, I'm rather intelligent, having wisdom and knowledge that well surpass my years.

I tend to help people with their problems as well, sharing my wisdom with them to help them out. Although recently, I've found that the more people keep coming to me, the less wisdom I have...so, I warn you, my wisdom isn't unlimited.

I'm also a relatively calm person, being able to handle most situations with a straight face, and it can also seem like I'm relatively heartless. Don't confuse my inner peace and seemingly uncaring attitude with that, I'm NOT heartless. If I don't care, then I will tell you, because I'm a very, very direct person.

Alright. That's it. I'm so strapped for cash and in such a tough position...I'm opening up both Commissions and Requests.

Requests to boost my business once again. I don't care what the subject is and I don't care if it's NSFW (Though that will be posted elsewhere. Not here on DA)

Rules with my commissions and requests: Please give me as much detail as you possibly can for what you want. These are writing requests. Not drawing requests. STORIES! Got it?

As these are story requests....my price will greatly vary depending on the length of the story.

But....I think I'll place my rate at 1$ = 100 Words for now.

So a 1,000 word story equals 10$. So you will never know the exact price of everything until it's finished.

However I do have rates as well based on the subject of the piece and how much detail and whether it's NSFW as well.

Subject can raise the price or lower it.

NSFW has an additional 10$ Baseline.

Tell your perverted friends.

I only accept cash. Not points.

Paypal Info on Request/Commission

I will only open three requests slots
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But Five Commission slots.
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