He invited me over for a romantic candle lit dinner. I knew how much he could eat. I've seen it before. 5 plates of food later, I knew he was still hungry. "So what's for dessert?" I asked. ... I shouldn't have. Halfway into his gullet I knew he wasn't joking anymore. I bet he could still have more, too. GD stretchy stomach :|

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