Look sometimes it's just best if homphs is kept tied up. I was sick of listening to the incessant mowing so I tied his tail mid homph. ( https://twitter.com/DadTigerDad/status/994726101078433792 )

He was.... less than pleased and zip tied my teefs AND THREATENED TO SHAVE MY MANE. RUDE. Plus he gave me a bow. This is far beyond what I did to him!

art - shikakaka