Cracker is a lovely guy who used to lurk quite frequently, but that was a long time ago. Now he's content to reveal himself to the public and spend his days basking in his own mediocrity. In terms of content variety, Cracker likes to "mix-it-up", man! Images of sheep? Unnecessarily detailed submission info? Poorly drawn smut sketches on yellow paper? You can bet your stuffed guts on it! His other hobbies include collecting novelty jumpers, running up flights of stairs two steps at a time, and pushing shopping trolleys into rivers.

I'm currently moving crap over from FA to use this wonderful place as a secondary site to host my stuff. Apologies advance for the inevitable submission spam.

I wanna apologize to anyone who sent me a friend request and never got a response. For all this time I was under the impression that checking the box for them in my notifications also accepted them as well. Only now did I realize the error of my ways. So sorry about that