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Hello, my name Mik and I'm a hyena. Or a Gremlin. I'm kinda both, one or the other depending on what kind of mood I'm in. As a hyena you can call me Forty. My wacky little gremlin self, you can call me Schemer Brush. Or just Brush if you like, Schemer is more of a title anyways.
The real me, Forty. Hmm where to begin, Male spotted hyena, about 6'6" I'm from central Vermont where I live with my husband, a strange little dog, and a really fat bearded dragon. I make a living as a gunsmith and engineer. I am the co-owner and chief custom shop manager of a gun and tactical supply dealership here in Vermont. I also do some private home contracting on the side. I don't have much free time. But when I do, I spend most of that time writing, drinking, taking things apart, building things.

Gremlin me. Hmm.. well what's to say then? My name is Schemer Brush. Although I guess really just Brush, Schemer is more of a title really. 3'4". Currently with the 902nd Experimental Engineering Battalion. I like tea, wrenches, and 1/8 steel rivets, and my favorite snack is bottle caps. I love bottle caps. :3~~

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS!!

I support removal of kebab
I'm a cartoon. *mind blown*

I have a serious obsession with the Gremlins from Spiral Knights. ( I don't even play the game. I just adore those little guys :P)

I don't eat food like normal people, I in fact, live by consuming large quantities of Rule 34 and cheap alcohol.

I love horror and Kung-Fu movies.

I have been deported from Canada and Azerbaijan. (That was one CRAZY Yom Kippur.)

A guy threw a trash can at me outside an Arby's one time.

I had a 3 way with Timothy and Daniel Platypus once, shit was so cash.

Dr. Manhattan's giant blue wang.

Kim Jong-Il is my homie, we have a summer place in Cape Cod

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Gonna be gone til Sunday.

on 13 June 2014 at 14:47:09 MDT

Hey guys, just a heads up that I'm gonna be gone til like Sunday night. Going camping with Jaxen. Not sure if my phone will get service around there, prolly not but I dunno. Prolly gonna be busy anyways hiking and stuff, so even if I can I'll more than likely only check my messages once or twice a day if there is service. Have a good weekend, guys. <3

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