As Joey wakes up "Day In Day Out hopefully you'll be mine." My sweetie poo my soulmate,my loving partner.Being The Silver Fox that he is.
As he carefully goes to the fridge to grab a nice hunk of ham. And starts to munch for the day "hopefully you'll be mine Veronica.
I know you like the chubbier men." Now my friend is waiting outside he'll be helping me to at least ask you out.And to put on the weight
I didn't figure it would came to this but I want to be with you."Veronica everyday I see your smile I'm reminded of the past when I was a lot happier
Before the collapse of our government". "but luckily it's been fixed. And it was a hard 2 years I've grown much since then and so have you."
"You're such a warm fennec fox. Being slightly chubby makes sense when you think that you could only be with chubby men."
"As the Elk says are you ready Joey." "Joey says yes I'll be ready in a minute." "Okay you're always such a thinker what am I going to do without you."
"As Joey's going I need to get my good suit after all being a banker. "Must always be well-dressed I hope the suit still fits."
"But the collapse hurts a whole lot more with my of jop than others." "I had so many enemies back then and now people have forgotten I'm glad they have."
"Time comb back my hair." "The buffet is first to place to stop after all I'm only 186 pounds." "I need to put on a good 20 this month"
"Luckily no one else is going out with Veronica" "I have my fears that's someone well." "The Elk says you coming or you going to sit all day."
"Joey says comeing as he gets in the car." "Well the Buffet going to be not that long to get to about 5 minutes."
"As Joey nods" "The Elk says being your friend and being a taxi driver is pretty hard."
"hahaha in all seriousness what was your relationship with Veronica." "As Joey says we've been friends since high school.“
"Oh really I guess you could say you're high school sweethearts". "As Joey looks embarrassed and blushs for a moment." Then the blush fades "no not at all!"
"She is a florist." "the Elk says you're pretty cold you'll need to work on that." "Otherwise she might see that you don't care."
"saying I've lost a lot of things during the collapse." "He says cool it I'm just saying but I think we're here."
"Joey says sorry I'm just really nervous and little bit scared." "The Elk says don't worry you have me by your side."
"All after all it's a pizza buffet how can you go wrong." "Yeah you're right."
As the waitress opossum says "please have a seat good looking." As he slightly smiles "I will have seat number three". "Sure hun whatever you'd like."
As they're seated. As the opossum asks "what would you like to drink we have all sorts of things to drink." As they both say soda your biggest soda.
"The 46 ounce soda? okay in fact I'll pick the flavor since you didn't say."As she leaves to get it. As the elk ask "so doing well other than that."
"Yeah just got my second house. And I have all the bills paid for the next five years." "What! You make some good cash don't you." "Yes I do.
"Can we not talk about that." "I feel like it open up too many Old Wounds." As the elk Says "fine have it your way. But need to get out more speak to more people."
"Maybe but remember last time." "Oh yeah that time." "I had to stop someone from attacking you that was a good."
As the opossum enters with the sodas. "Well I hope you like these especially you silver fox or should I say Joey." As he looks slightly embarrassed
but says "yah I'm sure I will." as she leaves as the elk drinks some of his soda. Saying "you've got to be kidding me cherry soda."
"It's so sugary and terrible artificial Cherry taste." As joey takes a drink of his to see what it is as it is pineapple soda.
"I got pineapple soda taste great." "You're lucky perhaps I'll give you my soda you do need to bulk up."
As joey Says "used Soda is just no I don't know where your mouth been." "What don't make me put it down your mouth!"
"I'll drink some of it than if you keep quiet.but my belly is going to hurt," "besides remember Veronica." Grabs the extra soda quickly.
Chugging it down ignoring some of the pain.But as the opossum comes back can saying. "My you can put down that soda that quickly.
I hate to see you in a competition of hot dog eating or anything else as she Chuckles.Right what pizzas do you want."
As the elk says "large Supreme with everything on it and 5 mediums for my pal."
"What" says Joey. She says "sure I'm sure you two will probably be pretty full after that but you always can ask for more later."
"Why did you order that much" "remember" "Yeah you're right says Yes five for me." "My such a big eater"
"I always like those big eaters," As she goes off to make it as the elk says "see you said you're such trouble talking to girls.
you hit it off with Veronica no time." "He says are you sure" "yeah sure as in sure." "Ok" "Well besides point I know you don't want this brought up but.
Some people are looking a little bit angry at us I think not everyone's forgotten." "As he saying why I have nothing to do with it I'm just an average worker."
"As the elk says don't worry you have me to help you out worst case scenario." "Thank you." As the small pizza fills the air.
As opossum comes "is anyone giving you trouble" Joey says "no."
"Okay hun thought I ask but just let you know this establishment has a policy of non-discrimination or bullying on customers okay hun."
Joey says "yeah I understand!!" She says "I'll be off" Looking a little bit sad. As the Elk says you "just blew it with her" "I'm not dating her"
"cool it I should have not said anything." "do you really have to be doing this now" "as he just breathes in and out let's just get the food over with and get home."
Joey says "yeah that might be best sorry about lashing out a little bit." As they're both eating pizza as the elk was putting away more then Joey
but has he slowly catches up popping two buttons off his shirt. But as the elk says "that's better that's what we came here for right."
Joey says "yes I should really say sorry to her' as he says "good you're learning to handle your anger."
After getting up to three pizzas eaten his belly starts to ache. as the elk says "look I think that's all you can eat let's say sorry to her and get home."
Joey agrees to it “we'll save the rest for home." As Joey goes to see the waitress asking the head desk as head desk says "she'll be out in a minute."
As Joey takes a deep moment to think of how he messed up saying that he'll do better this time. as he takes a moment to think of what to do as it pops in his brain.
But as the waitress "comes out do you need me oh it's you was the food fine."
As Joey says "yes yes yes it was I just wanted to say sorry so I had the best idea tomorrow another work do you want to go to a restaurant.
How's that sound that make up for it. As she says "that would be nice" somewhat perking up more happy "see you after i get off work."
"I get off at 5 p.m. please do be here by then."
as Joey nods as he thinks did I just make a date. Oh no Veronica might see that I'm trying to go out with someone. No I did not think of that.
no I just need to get in the car. And go home he's so full he probably won't say anything. As his assumption was right not even squeak in the car.
But as he's dropped off as the Elk says "see you tomorrow pal." As he nods and waves goodbye.
as he says "how much weight did put on." "I'm glad my house looks fine I thought someone would have done something." "I remember a lot of looting once it went down."
"but time to get inside." As he goes inside his house seeing it's fine. As he trys to check his weight.
As his new weight is 190 pounds. "wait only four pounds you've got to be kidding me." "Curse you family metabolism Why do I have good genes for that."
"Am i going to be alone." "No I need not to think of that." As he goes the fridge to get his last hunk of ham for the day.
as he takes off a pill bottle size hunk of meat to eat. As Joey says "such good meat but feels bad without anyone else to enjoy it with."
"But I'm sure I'll get better as he's goes to his bed to sleep taking a long sleep to burn all those calories."

The End?