You sit alone on your computer, browsing Weasyl as usual. You loved to see things that pop up on the main page of this art website, you were curious what goes on in the “Liturature” section of the main page. You click on some of the stories, boy were they good. All of a sudden, you see a story called “Twinkie Horror”, you laughed a little at the title. Twinkies, pfft. What’s so scary about them? They’re just food. You thought as you clicked on this. You read until the end of this line just about now.

KLANG! BLONG! CHING! DWANG!

You hear some racket in your kitchen, you got scared and thought someone broke into your home and is taking your shit, you rush to the kitchen, only to see a twinkie on your counter with a knife and… googly eyes glued to it with frosting. DOH WHAT THE FUCK? you internally scream as you saw some pots and pans on the floor, you pick the mess and put the pots and pans. You open some of the cabnets, m-more twinkies with googly eyes on them. That’s just great, more food. You’ve been thinking it’s just some prank being played by some of your friends right? RIGHT?! You’re getting a little paranoid now after this was happening for about a few days, or weeks of some form.

Someone knocks on your door, you open it and it’s one of your friends

“Hey Anon! You wanna go out with us?” They asked happily

“Yeah sure, I was wanting to get out.” You respond casually.

You and your friends go together around somewhere, maybe some bowling. Yeah, lets say you’re all going to bowling. You all arrive at the place and get your special shoes for bowling on. A few hours pass as you start to feel better. All of a sudden, twinkies sizes of avarage humans come jumpin about out of the kitchen staff room. They all jump around you cooeing: “WOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOP WOOOOOOOP”

You just literally pissed yourself, you’ve gone to the bathroom goddammit!

All along, the twinkies revealed themselves as the rest of you friends

“Oh! Um, this is w-weird” you say shyly.

“Happy Birthday!” all of your friends say with joy.