"I told the witch it didn't matter what she tried to do as long as we're together forever."
"Why would you say that?!"
"But we're together forever!"
"I want a prince not a parasitic testicle!"

So anyway... I'm not that fond of transformations where someone turns into someone else's cock, but then it brought to mind anglerfish and how the male anglerfish just searches for a female to latch onto forever. He bites her, his mouth melds onto her body, and he just kind of chills there acting like a pair of testicles...

And anglerfish are polyandrous so a lady anglerfish can have like eight guys clinging to them.

THE MORE YOU KNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW THE OCEAN IS A WEIRD PLACE