I wish I were Jean-Luc Picard,
I don't think it would be that hard
to sip Earl Grey and save the day
while boldly going through the stars.
Or maybe I'd be Captain Mal,
a shining six-gun as my pal.
Sexy, broke, and full of jokes
even as things have gone to hell, oh...

I wish I were a starship captain.
I wish I were.

Commission from the resplendent nut-case
Original at FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14595143/

erghem ~ KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

I have had this idea rattling around in my head for a while now, James as James Tiberius Kirk. Mainly because of this exact song. James makes quite the handsome starship captain methinks, I'm sure he'll have cute space alien ladies lining up for miles for a chance to be in his mighty presence