I forgot about this little guy. He's a scotch drinking squirrel that is simply known as Conker. He was made by Rare and first appeared in fan favorite Diddy Kong Racing as did Banjo from the series Banjo_Kazooie. Back then though they were all children in Conker's Bad Fur Day, the young squirrel grew up and starts the game with a dreadful hangover. Of course to resolve the situation, he takes some Alka-Setzer and the problem is solved. So the little guy (he's still the same height he was when he was a kid) realizes he's in a place far away from his home called Windy. He wants to get home but like Odysseus in the Odyssey, he constantly gets sidetracked by his greediness and does all kinds of missions to earn money (Money literally talks to this guy). So the game takes some awkward turns. Like for example Conker meets (and sometimes has to battle) an opera singing pile of $#*#, and also meets a Bot made from Hay that is very similar to the Terminator, a caveman chief with some..."personal" issues, a mob chief known as Don Weaso, his great great great etc. grandfather who is a vampire, a girl who is merged together with a giant Tediz making a creepy experiment, and he even comes across a lock-up in the game.