I was driving a friend home, and I was in the right lane and got caught behind a slow bus. Well I managed to get around it and get back in the right hand lane since the turn was coming up soon. Then after a bit I get caught again behind another bus. Then my friend says " Doug! The Bus!".
So I looked at her calmly and said:

"No, That's Anubis."

needles to say I was hit. Many times over for this joke.

XD