With deepest apologies to Antonia Neshev, Hideaki Anno, and the Vilnius Development Agency.

This image is not guaranteed to increase your appeal to females or intimidate other males, but it does introduce some Iron Wolves. These are early prototype Warforged animals with distinctive paint schemes, the mass production unit is a bluish grey color. For some strange reason, these appear to be plastic-y and not metallic at all...

Artwork, character © of me

"The effects budget on this production was terrible. Is that a shoelace holding up the moon?"
"You could say it's on a shoestring budget."
"Just like the Gainax anime it parodies."
"Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!"

(Who invited those two in!? And no more Eva references, Tankaa. -Ed.)