GameFox employee: Welcome. How can I help you gang?

King Sceptile: Yes, we would like to have six Nintendo Switch consoles, six copies of Super Mario Odyssey and six pairs of Joy-Con, please.

GameFox: Certainly.

Mario: Um... is this supposed to be necessary? You do realize that every Switch console is expensive, and Nintendo's strict about the price drop.

Frogadier: We know! We just wanted to give Odyssey a big chance of being a free-to-roam sandbox game without any limits. Plus, it doesn't include time limits nor lives, so I bet it's good!

Mewtwo: Exactly. Ho-ho! I can't wait to give the Switch a shot. Maybe we'll be busy enjoying our own variety of games outside of Odyssey. The eShop does has a lot of Arcade Archives and some PSIKYO CLASSICS to go around with.

Sableye: And don't worry; I'm sure we'll be spending our allowance taken from the Wii U version of Pokken Tournament. Despite the console being an absolute failure. I wonder if I'll try to get more big, take Ray's advice and smoosh that console like a flapjack?

Mario: Uh-huh. So I see.

Cappy: C'mon, Mario. Lighten up! Just be thankful we didn't end up on the Wii side. Because even if we did, the little sensor on a cheap junk of plastic would have to be connected to some stupid bar that most people didn't even wasted their time at all. Luckily, thanks to the Switch, there's no need for motion controls. Just stay wired to the system and disable it. That's a trusty tip for ya!

Mario: Hmph.

King Sceptile: And here's the entire cash to go around...

GameFox: Alright. You guys are all set! Have a good day.

King Sceptile: You too! Come along, team. Let's have some fun!

All (but Mario): Yay!

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After many days of waiting, the weekend is here, and so is MAR10 Day! Almost. Why? Because I've been waiting patiently enough to join my alter ego on purchasing Odyssey for himself. That way, he'll leave out a precious looking tease made suitable for Switchified standards. :3

Well, that's all. For real, this time. ;)

Sceptile, Mega Sceptile, Frogadier, Mewtwo, Sableye, Super Mario and Cappy owned by Nintendo.
Art done using Photoshop Sketch.

~BlazR