Here's a patron prize for Mike Fang featuring his own leonine CEO.

As King of the white-board jungle, he's got to keep his staff abreast of any major developments in the industry. Fortunately the company's earnings seem to be far outpacing their expenses (which include cigars, foot-rubs, tailoring, and boardroom furniture). Everyone keeps asking how he manages to monetize his own waistline, but it's easy when you can legally comp every meal.

Remember, corporations are bellies too, my friend!