"I've got CHIIINS -wait, what?- they're multiplyin'!
And I'm loo-HOOO-sing contr-oh-hol!
All that... cheesecake? I've been consumin'...
I'm bull-LOONi-! ~SNORT!~ OK, which of you JACK-ASSES changed the autocue?!!! This. ISN'T. FUNNY!!!"

So this lame gag was running round and round and round my head all day Friday. With all due and sincere apologies to Kihu on FA for shamelessly ripping off his character design here, but I thought it was so great I wanted to see if I could actually do a half-decent replication as a learning exercise- I didn't disfigure him too badly, I think. Plus he seemed very well-qualified for the role.

If this kind of thing tickles your funny-bone, enjoy!