Geez! With all the times I've been eaten by inanimate objects, you'd think I was going for a record! I guess I should really re-think my tastes in music... There was no way for me to see this coming either; that phonograph always seemed so low-key...normal...like there was nothing noteworthy about it. How could I have known that getting close to it would only lead to treble? The damn device must've been orchestrating this for a while!

Escape looks impossible this time, so I can only hope it doesn't know how to de-compose me... That would leave me very disconcerted! I hate to end this on a clef-hanger, but this situation's really off-key. Don't throw a tempo tantrum over it, okay?

...This all might be falling flat anyways. XP And if you don't know what I mean, then you’re not really in tune with what’s going on, are you?

Originally I was gonna write up a normally little story for this picture, but then I was like 'SCREW THIS USE ALL THE PUNS'.

I apologize profusely, really. :B

This was drawn up by   ArmaggedonDoom, who noticed that I liked inanimate vore once and a while (that is, non-living objects 'consuming' me), and decided to put me into a new rhythm. :P

Okay, okay, I'll stop. XD No really, I will.

I find this picture quite silly, but it's in a good way. <3 It's really fun! Thank you very much Armaggedon!

I am sorry if I over-punned you guys though. Still friends, I hope? I mean, after all, I'd like to end this description on a high note. :D