...Interestingly enough I heard a few years ago that the planet's supply of usable Helium is dwindling, mostly because it keep escaping into space and is very difficult to find and harvest in nature due to the fact that it's a noble gas and therefor rarely reacts with anything to form minerals or compounds that can be mined. XD

Inflation's an awful thing. Honestly, I wish such a thing were never a thing. If it were not a thing, it'd be much easier to keep our tools of distension in check. (Sure, it doesn't flow, but "eh", I tried.)

"Mr. President, I have to report that the planet is completely out of helium."
"...And the fanboys?"
"Completely demoralized, sir. They won't be inflating women without consent any more."
"Finally. But I wonder...was it worth it?"