I get pretty tired of coworkers telling me to upgrade my little flip-phone. I've always been more of an "if it isn't broken, I don't need to replace it" kinda gal.
Also, introducing Mr. Money-pants, who may or not be inspired by big store chains and Rick & Morty's "Lil bits!":D
p.s. I love my new legwarmers, they're fuzzy and soft and bright colored. I just wanted to share that happiness. We should all get free legwarmers, I think! ...gosh, I'm tired. Heh, I mistyped his name as Mr. Monkey pants when I was doing the keywords. DO YOU HAVE MONKEYS IN THERE, SIR? DO YOU?!
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If he had monkeys in there, that might explain his zeal and enthusiasm. ;)