It really is a bad idea to break into a king's personal wine cellar to sample some for yourself. Especially if you get too drunk to escape again, and then get yourself caught! Don't worry though, King Snozzy is a kind and generous king. You want wine? he'll give you all the wine you could ever want and then some. Heck, he'll even give you a new job as a royal keg, sitting in his wine-cellar and storing tons of wine for him. Lucky you, right?

YCH won by TheAveryUnit. Was a lotta fun to do! I like how the BG came out too. Simple and not too ugly.